I spent the first half of my day trying to get through to some one who could help me with questions regarding your standard typical every day situations. I swear these companies are quick as all get up to take our money, but dare us to have a ligitimate question. “For this press 1″,” for that press 2″. Sometimes I wonder when I’m going to hear a recording that says something like, “to instantly start bleeding from your ears press 6″. Am I alone on this or does anyone else think jobs people should be doing are being handled by answering machines and that when you finally get to a live person they usually don’t know the answer and want to transfer you to some one else that doesn’t know the answer either? I’m having a bad hair day, so to speak. Look forward to hearing your responses and stories. Hope your day is going better than mine. Could use a laugh so hope you have some good ones out there. Thanx
Who besides me hates automated answering services?
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I spent the first half of my day trying to get through to some one who could help me with questions regarding your standard typical every day situations. I swear these companies are quick as all get up to take our money, but dare us to have a ligitimate question. “For this press 1″,” for that press 2″. Sometimes I wonder when I’m going to hear a recording that says something like, “to instantly start bleeding from your ears press 6″. Am I alone on this or does anyone else think jobs people should be doing are being handled by answering machines and that when you finally get to a live person they usually don’t know the answer and want to transfer you to some one else that doesn’t know the answer either? I’m having a bad hair day, so to speak. Look forward to hearing your responses and stories. Hope your day is going better than mine. Could use a laugh so hope you have some good ones out there. Thanx
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26 responses so far ↓
1 ng99us
definitely… its getting even worse now that they have voice recognition systems. Specially when I call my cell phone company it seems to hear whatever it wants. It’ll ask you questions, and then if you say no and it wants to hear yes, then it’ll register as a yes. Its stupid!
2 laitcaramel_rum
I do, unless it’s a home answering service, but that’s about it.
3 poop fungus
i hate them.. we should start a group to stop them.. i will vote for you for pres. of the group..
4 Princess Leia
ME TOO !!!
The really fun ones are the voice recognition ones… You try to say a word and it hardly ever recognizes what you are saying so you have to yell into the phone… Pretty fun when you’re at work and your co-workers think you’re a raving lunatic because you keep yelling “FIVE !” or “YES !” into the phone.
5 jay k
True there’s only thing worse. The answering service that tries to recognize your voice. I find myself saying the name, them repeating back something compeltely different, and it always ends with me yelling into the phone!
6 just me
OOOOhhh, I DO I DO!!!! I just keep pressing 0 until I get a human
just me
7 ChoirCutie
They can be annoying.
8 SANTINEL
…”EVERY-BODY”….
9 cdm
I agree with poop fungas… what a name what a name…..
10 goodgirlabout2gobad
Me too, and I hate that they figured out how to make you actually have a conversation with a stupid machine. I just start pushing buttons until I get a live one
11 angel12
omg yea they r so annoying!!!! i just check my caller id and if it says something like 1800 service. i turn the phone on and off, cuz my the bell is annoying as well.
12 pqvnzla
I DO!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THE MACHINES GIVE U OPTIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR QUESTION UGH!!
13 smars442002
if you have seen Elvis press 7
14 Sahara
Lol. I hate them too, especially when they don’t have an option that fits your needs.
15 Jay J
Try pressing some of the numbers they don’t ask you to try. Usually one of them will put you through to an actual person.
16 I like this sky of steel
If pressing ZERO doesn’t work to get you through to a person, here’s a trick: start pressing random keys on the phone, periodically followed by the # sign. That will confuse the computer that operates the system and it will connect you to a person because it can’t figure out what you want.
17 drew
i can’t stand those motherfucking machines, you’ve never get a chance to talk to any humans at all
18 nike23.
i know all i wanted to do was pay my electric bill over the phoen and it asked me all these questions then it asked me for my account number and i was punching it in but it keeped on saying invalid account so it told me to put my phone number in and i repeated me the same account nu,mber that i punched in, it said how much did you want to pay so i punched that in and then it transfered me to another 3rd party company that handles payments and i had to do it all over again waste of 15 min
19 Persian boy
I hate them so much I remember once I was on hold for an hour because I wanted these concert tickets and when I finally was off hold they told me that they ran out. Then I threw the phone at the wall
20 Devan D
I sure do….
21 codename_47
well, i ve tried out one, and it worked, at least, the first few of them…
it is only good just because of that it helps u to decide, cause most of the time u have the decicion, just cant call it!
have a nice day!
22 glorymomof3
Press 1 if you really want to know my answer….
Press 2 if you want to take the phone and toss it across the room
Press 3 if you cant speak english and you want me to speak slowly because i was too cheap to put a translator on my message.
Press 4 if you just want me to explode and disappear.
Yeah- i hate those things- that is why i always press all the numbers and then apologize once i get the wrong person so they can transfer me to where i need to be. but then again- i prefer to talk to the machine when the person who answers cannot speak english well enough to be understood.
Thats when I would like to hear:
Press 5 if you would like to jump through the phone and strangle the 1st person you reach.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!
:0)
23 Hulagirl96734
lol I’am with you I went though that this mornig i was so sick of pressing numbers i was waitting to hear the option if you want to speak to a real person press #5 lmao
every button you press a new menu comes up on the subject by the time I ask the question i’am so irritated that i’am n ot very pleasant anymore
then i need a new shower to cool my self down
sheesh they sure take out money quick
i feel like having a recording that says
if your a bill collerctor press 1
then when they press 1
have all kines of other options till they finally reach my recording that says
sorry we are closed for the day but will kindly take a message in the order it was recieved
and get back to you on normal business days
lol
24 WhutNow
Who doesn’t? Its very impersonal. If what I need is simple and doesn’t need human intervention then the automated service is fine, but sometimes the menus are so long and boring that I drift off and think about or do something else (hum a tune in my head, what I’m gonna do later etc.), then the last thing I end up hearing after option 9 or whatever is “to repeat these options, press hash (#)”. Dammit! Way to prolong the agony.
25 bo
For the answer, please press 1
26 ?Scrabble Girl?
I have to admit, that I hate them as much if not more than you do. I will not even call my cable company anymore. If I need help, I go to the company.